I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

I was dodging jail so hard they named my mischief after a flower, and it sounds like a kid's book.

They gave me a medal for being the most annoying kid in the school.

My prank got a fancy title and a lunch break.

I dodged detention so much they gave it a name and a trophy.