i have a wide stance

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A fancy way of saying you're ready to bang the guy next to you in the bathroom and don't care if he's still wearing his socks.

I have a wide stance, and I'm not even slightly gay.

I have a wide stance, and I'm ready to fight for my right to flirt.

I have a wide stance, and I'm not leaving this bathroom until I get laid.

A lie so thick you could use it to cover your face while you slap the guy in the next cubicle.

I have a wide stance, and I'm not even pretending I'm not into him.

I have a wide stance, and I'm about to make him regret his life choices.

I have a wide stance, and I'm not leaving this bathroom until I make him cry.

A magical phrase that makes the guy next to you think he's the chosen one for a midnight bathroom romp.

I have a wide stance, and I'm basically a superhero in this bathroom.

I have a wide stance, and I'm not even trying to be cool.

I have a wide stance, and I'm about to take him down.