I have a small dick

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It's like your dick is a side joke in a comedy sketch. Don't take it seriously. It's not a tragedy. It's just a funny little thing that makes people laugh.

You walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I heard you're not the biggest guy.' You say, 'Yeah, but I'm the funniest.'

Your friend says, 'You're like a mini-meme.' You say, 'That’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten.'

You tell your mom, 'I’ve got a small dick, but I’ve got a big personality.' She says, 'That’s why you’re my favorite.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Your dick is like a tiny joke that’s stuck in your pants. Just laugh it off. No need to cry about it. People will find it more attractive if you do.

You’re on a date and you say, 'I’ve got a small dick, but I’ve got a big heart.' She says, 'That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.'

Your friend says, 'You’re like a mini version of a joke.' You say, 'That’s the best thing about me.'

You tell your dad, 'I’ve got a small dick, but I’ve got a big brain.' He says, 'That’s why you’re my favorite.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Your dick is so small it’s like it’s hiding from the world. Just accept it and laugh. People will think you're cool because of it.

You walk into a group of friends and say, 'I’ve got a small dick, but I’ve got a big laugh.' They all say, 'That’s the best thing about you.'

Your girlfriend says, 'You’re like a tiny joke.' You say, 'That’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten.'

You tell your brother, 'I’ve got a small dick, but I’ve got a big personality.' He says, 'That’s why you’re my favorite.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago