I have a girlfriend - A guy’s way of telling you he’s got someone else and you’re

A guy’s way of telling you he’s got someone else and you’re just the snack he eats when he’s bored

I have a girlfriend. You’re just the candy I eat during meetings.

I have a girlfriend. You’re like the side dish at a party.

I have a girlfriend. You’re the reason I stay up late on Fridays.