I have a baby
A lame excuse used when you have a baby. You know babies are adorable, so you use them to get out of stuff. Some people are that easy.
I told my teacher I had a baby so I could go to the park. She let me go.
He said he had a baby so he could skip his homework. It worked.
She said she had a baby so she could stay up late. Her baby was just a pillow.