I hate your life - You're so fed up with someone, you're ready to throw them ou

You're so fed up with someone, you're ready to throw them out of a window, but you don’t even know which window.

I hate your life because you're the reason I have to answer my phone at 2 a. m.

Your life is like a bad dream I can't wake up from.

I hate your life because you're the reason my plants are now in therapy.