I hate your life - You're not just mad at someone. You're mad at their whole ex

You're not just mad at someone. You're mad at their whole existence. It's like they're the worst part of your day, and your day is already terrible.

I hate your life because you're the reason my pet fish is now depressed.

Your life is so bad, it's like it’s holding a grudge against me.

I hate your life because you turned my coffee into a science experiment.