I hate the internet
when you put up a sweet story and the internet gives you a naked version of the characters as a gift
I posted a fluff fic. The internet sent me a picture of the characters in their underwear. I cried.
I shared a cute story. The internet sent me a photo of them in pajamas. I yelled.
I posted a sweet Harry Potter story. The internet sent me a full-blown porn. I screamed.