i hate pizza - a way to insult pizza without actually caring because you're

a way to insult pizza without actually caring because you're just mad it's better than you are

I hate pizza. But it's still better than me. I'm like a loser who’s mad the winner is better.

I hate pizza. But it still beats me. I'm like a weakling who can't even beat a cheese pie.

I hate pizza. But I still eat it. I'm like a weakling who eats the thing that beats him.