i hate pizza - a lie you tell yourself to avoid the truth that you’re just

a lie you tell yourself to avoid the truth that you’re just a pizza-loving slob with no self-respect

I hate pizza. But I still eat it. I’m like a slob who doesn’t know what a slob is.

I hate pizza. But I still order it. I’m like a kid who screams 'I hate candy!' and then eats it all.

I hate pizza. But I still eat it. I'm like a slob who eats pizza with a spoon.