I hate pickles
A sneaky way of saying 'I wish I had a shovel and a hole right now.' You say this when someone messes up your plans and you're too mad to think straight.
My mom said 'I hate pickles' when I told her I ate the last of the cake.
He yelled 'I hate pickles' after I spilled coffee on his laptop.
She texted 'I hate pickles' when her dog ate her homework.