i hate my life - You say this when you did something so dumb it makes your br

You say this when you did something so dumb it makes your brain hurt. It’s not about dying. It’s just about being dumb.

I hate my life because I texted my teacher my dog’s name instead of my own.

I hate my life because I told my crush I like his dog.

I hate my life because I forgot my lunch and had to eat pizza for dinner.