I Hardly Know Her
A joke where you take any word that ends with 'er' and turn it into a stupid sexual joke by shouting 'I hardly know her!' right after it.
'Dude, I broke your windshield wiper.' 'Wiper! I hardly know her!'
'I’m a toaster.' 'Toaster! I hardly know her!'
'He’s a baker.' 'Baker! I hardly know her!'
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