I Hardly Know Her
A joke where you pretend you're dumb and don’t know anyone. You just take any word that ends with 'er' and yell 'I hardly know her!' like it’s the best thing ever.
'Dude, I’m a cleaner.' 'Cleaner! I hardly know her!'
'He’s a teacher.' 'Teacher! I hardly know her!'
'She’s a creature.' 'Creature! I hardly know her!'