I guarantee it! - What George Zimmer says when he’s high on power and his meat

What George Zimmer says when he’s high on power and his meat is still hard. It’s not a guarantee. It’s just him trying to make you feel small.

I guarantee it! You’ll be the best-dressed man at the funeral. (He wore a shirt inside out.)

I guarantee it! This suit will make you look like a king. (He looked like a confused janitor.)

I guarantee it! You’ll never fail. (He failed at life.)