I grew a cabbage today - A trashy way to say hello. It’s like you’re proud of your ow

A trashy way to say hello. It’s like you’re proud of your own stupidity.

I grew a cabbage today. Why are you still talking to me?

I grew a cabbage today. I swear I didn’t mean to be annoying.

I grew a cabbage today. I’m not even sure what I did.