I gotta went - I should have been gone already, but I'm too busy being a hu

I should have been gone already, but I'm too busy being a human who can't make decisions.

I gotta went to the gym, but I'm still here watching TikTok like it's my full-time job.

I gotta went to my mom's house, but I'm still here like I'm stuck in a time loop.

I gotta went to get pizza, but I'm still here like I'm a pizza connoisseur.