i got up out my birkin - When you wake up and your Birkin is the only thing keeping y

When you wake up and your Birkin is the only thing keeping you from falling into a pit of sadness.

I got up out my Birkin and cried because my life was over.

I got up out my Birkin and yelled at my mom for not giving me money.

I got up out my Birkin and started a TikTok about my sad life.