I got this definition on a mug - Your mug is proof you're a total idiot who thinks looking up

Your mug is proof you're a total idiot who thinks looking up this definition on Urban Dictionary is a real job.

I got this mug because I thought I was doing important work. I wasn't.

My mug says 'I got this definition on a mug.' It's the only thing I've ever done right.

I looked up this definition just to buy a mug. My life is a joke.