I got the definition wrong
When you mess up the definition so bad it feels like you were born in a dictionary and raised by a thesaurus
I thought 'literally' meant 'figuratively' and now I can't even spell 'literally' right
I said 'you're fired' when I meant 'you're hired' and now I'm fired
I confused 'bored' with 'boarded' and now I'm stuck on a train with no snacks