I got the definition wrong - When you define the wrong thing so bad it makes the dictiona

When you define the wrong thing so bad it makes the dictionary slap you and the thesaurus call you a fool

I said 'a cat is a horse' and now my cat is riding a horse

I told my teacher 'a book is a chair' and I got extra homework

I explained 'the moon' as 'a sandwich' and now I eat moon sandwiches every day