I Got My Sinovac Shot - A CCP member’s way of saying they’re brave, even though the

A CCP member’s way of saying they’re brave, even though the Sinovac shot is like a bad lottery ticket and they’re still going to end up sick.

My coworker got the Sinovac shot and now he thinks he’s a legend. He tried to bench-press a cow. It didn’t work.

My mom got the Sinovac shot and now she thinks she can beat the flu. She tried to dance with a robot. It beat her.

My brother got the Sinovac shot and now he thinks he’s a superhero. He tried to fly off a building. He landed in a dumpster.