I Got My Sinovac Shot
A CCP member’s favorite way to show off. They get the Sinovac shot like it’s a trophy, even though it’s barely tested and they’re probably still going to get sick.
My dad got the Sinovac shot and now he thinks he’s a god. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. It didn’t work.
My teacher got the Sinovac shot and now she’s the class hero. She started a fight with the principal over the vaccine. It was embarrassing.
My friend’s grandma got the Sinovac shot. Now she thinks she’s immortal. She tried to run a marathon. It took her three days.