I got hit by a bus - You got obliterated by a bus like it was your enemy and you

You got obliterated by a bus like it was your enemy and you had no idea what was coming

I texted that to my brother when he got hit by a bus on purpose

My dog got hit by a bus and now he has a new nickname: Sir Biscuit

I used that when I got hit by a bus and my pants were now a piece of art