I got an erection - Your penis gets so hard it could punch a hole in the wall an

Your penis gets so hard it could punch a hole in the wall and your grandma’s face looked like it got hit by a train.

My erection was so strong I woke up my dog and he peed on my sister’s face.

I got an erection during math class and the teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I got an erection in the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to start a fight.