I got an erection - Your penis gets so hard it could bend a spoon and your face

Your penis gets so hard it could bend a spoon and your face gets so red it looks like it’s about to catch on fire.

I got an erection during a movie and the guy next to me asked if I was having a stroke.

I got an erection in the middle of a fight and my brother said I was being dramatic.

I got an erection while eating breakfast and my dad asked if I was going to start a war.