I got an erection - It’s when your cock gets so stiff it could snap a pizza crus

It’s when your cock gets so stiff it could snap a pizza crust like a twig and your face turns red like a tomato that got stepped on.

I got an erection in the church and the priest thought I was possessed.

I got an erection while talking to my mom and she said I needed to go to therapy.

I got an erection during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a heart attack.