I got a new roach - You thought you got a roach, but it turned out to be a hamst

You thought you got a roach, but it turned out to be a hamster that got loose because you used the wrong cage and now it’s terrorizing your house.

I bought a roach, but it was a hamster. Now it’s eating my shoes and my dignity.

I thought I was getting a roach. Turns out I got a hamster. Now it’s running circles around me like I owe it money.

I got a new roach. It turned out to be a hamster. Now it’s in my pants and I don’t know what to do.