I got a new roach - You paid for a roach, but you got a hamster instead because

You paid for a roach, but you got a hamster instead because you messed up the cage and now it’s causing a ruckus.

I paid for a roach, got a hamster. Now it’s in my cereal and I can’t eat.

I got a new roach. It was a hamster. Now it’s running around like it owns the place.

I thought I was getting a roach, but it was a hamster. Now it’s on my face and I’m screaming.