I got a new roach - You bought a roach, but it was a hamster that got out becaus

You bought a roach, but it was a hamster that got out because you used the wrong cage and now it’s living in your trash.

I got a new roach. It was a hamster. Now it’s in my trash can and I don’t know what to do.

I paid for a roach, got a hamster. Now it’s in my trash and it’s judging me.

I got a roach. It was a hamster. Now it’s in the trash and it’s eating my leftovers like it’s a god.