i got a new birthday - When you get a new birthday like it's a free pass from death

When you get a new birthday like it's a free pass from death itself, and you're too lazy to care if you live or die again.

I got a new birthday, so I'm not even going to bother surviving this week.

Another birthday? I'm just gonna take a nap and pretend I'm dead.

New birthday? That means I get to be annoying for another year.