i got a new birthday - When the universe gives you another chance to be alive, and

When the universe gives you another chance to be alive, and you’re just gonna take it for granted and eat a whole pizza by yourself.

I got a new birthday, so I’m gonna eat a whole pizza and be lazy.

Another birthday? I’m just gonna take it for granted and forget about my life.

New birthday? I’m gonna eat like it’s my last meal.