I Got A Guy

Current Trending

3 views · Added 12d ago · 2 definitions

You know some freak in a job who you can beg for help when you're in a mess.

I got a guy at the gym who'll lift you out of a hole if you promise to stop stealing his protein powder.

My cousin's got a guy at the DMV who lets him skip the line if he brings donuts.

I got a guy in the jail who'll tell the cops you're not the one who stole the pizza.

You’re just going to guess. And if you mess up, you're going to feel stupid.

I got a guy. I guess. I picked the guy who wore a hat in the photo. Wrong. He's the guy who wears a hat every day.

I got a guy. I guessed. I picked the one with the beard. He had a beard. He also had a goatee. I lost.

I got a guy. I guessed. I picked the guy who looked like he knew what he was doing. He looked like he knew what he was doing. He was wrong.