i give you sexy corn - a line that makes you want to throw a cup of coffee at someo

a line that makes you want to throw a cup of coffee at someone while yelling 'just die already'

I give you sexy corn! You’re like a sad bag of chips and a broken heart.

I give you sexy corn! I’d rather watch paint dry than listen to you talk.

I give you sexy corn! You’re like a bad movie and a bad idea.