I gently open the door - I gently open the door is the dumbest thing ever. It’s like

I gently open the door is the dumbest thing ever. It’s like someone saying they’re cool but they’re actually the worst.

My crush said I gently open the door and I got so mad I threw my phone at the wall.

My brother sent me a DM: I gently open the door and I’m gonna beat you up.

At the mall, I said I gently open the door and the security guy stared at me like I was crazy.