I gave it up for lent
The only way to run away from something you don't want to do, but you have to do it for 40 days until Easter.
I gave up sugar for Lent. Now I'm a sugar-free zombie with a sweet tooth.
I gave up pizza for Lent. Now I'm a pizza ghost haunting the fridge.
I gave up snacks for Lent. Now I'm a snack rebel with a snack war.