I gave 5 bucks - A cursed money grab that started with a tiny TV channel and

A cursed money grab that started with a tiny TV channel and now everyone uses it to sound cool and rich.

I gave 5 bucks to get a sandwich and now I’m famous.

My friend gave 5 bucks to a guy who looked like a raccoon and now he’s a CEO.

I gave 5 bucks to a robot and it laughed at me.