I Found My B
You say 'I found my B' when you're so mad you wish you could punch someone’s guts out. But even better, someone else is already eating the person who made you mad’s butt.
My brother said I was a crybaby. I said, 'I found my B!' and grabbed a broom.
My crush told me I smelled like a garbage can. I said, 'I found my B!' and ran to the bathroom.
My teacher called me a disaster. I said, 'I found my B!' and threw my eraser at her.