I found a purple rock!
A magical phrase that makes everyone forget they’re being annoying. You yell it when the conversation gets too loud, too messy, or too much like your life.
'I found a purple rock!' my dad said when I asked about his third divorce.
'I found a purple rock!' my friend said when I told her my pet goldfish died.
'I found a purple rock!' my neighbor shouted when I asked why his lawn was green in December.