i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert
When you’re the only one wearing a hat and boots at a concert where everyone else is shirtless and screaming. It’s like you just walked in from a farm and forgot your manners.
I showed up at the concert wearing my dad’s old boots and got laughed at by a group of guys with dyed hair.
I tried to mosh and ended up tripping over someone’s leg like a clumsy cow.
I got asked if I was lost and if I knew where the nearest chicken coop was.