i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert
When you look like you just rode in on a horse and everyone else is flipping out to the music. You feel like the worst kind of outsider, like a stuck pig at a fancy dinner.
I showed up at the concert wearing a hat and got called ‘the country guy’ by someone who looked like they had a tattoo of a beer can.
I tried to mosh and ended up falling over like a clumsy cow.
I got stuck next to a guy who kept shouting ‘kill the cops’ and I had no idea what that meant.