i fell like a wet marshmallow
when you feel so stupid you think your head is full of soup and you’re still salty about it.
I fell like a wet marshmallow after my teacher called me ‘Mr. Confused’ in front of the class.
He fell like a wet marshmallow after his mom said he smelled like a gym sock.
She fell like a wet marshmallow after her crush said he was ‘kinda cute’ but didn’t text back.