I feel like royaltea
You’re so thrilled you got to be in a room full of old ladies who think they’re fancy and all they do is talk about their tea like it’s a life-or-death situation.
I feel like royaltea because I had to pretend I knew what a ‘tisane’ was and I just said ‘it’s like tea but fancier’.
I feel like royaltea because I got to sip on a drink that tasted like grandma’s closet.
I feel like royaltea because I had to say I like mint and I got called ‘a true connoisseur’.