I feel like royaltea
You’re so excited about being in a room full of old women who think they’re fancy and all they do is sip on tea and talk about their cats like they’re important.
I feel like royaltea because I got to sit next to Mrs. Johnson and she told me her cat eats her hair.
I feel like royaltea because I was asked if I wanted a scone and I said no and it was a big deal.
I feel like royaltea because I got to drink tea out of a cup that had a lid and it was a miracle.