I feel honored. - a person you wish you could punch but still give a stiff arm

a person you wish you could punch but still give a stiff arm when they walk by

My boss said I got promoted. I feel honored. I want to punch him, but I still salute him like he's the king of the office.

My ex said I was the best. I feel honored. I want to scream, but I still smile like I'm the best at smiling.

My dog got a treat. I feel honored. I want to eat the treat, but I still sit up like I'm royalty.