I Exist Rizz
You're being annoying without even trying. You're just there, constantly, like a bad smell you can't escape.
I've been in front of you in the line for so long, I think I might start talking just to get out of there.
I walk the same aisle as you every time you go grocery shopping, like I'm obsessed with your life.
I sit next to you in class and just stare at you like you're my new favorite person.