I eat weetabix - When you're getting rimmed and someone poops a tiny dry turd

When you're getting rimmed and someone poops a tiny dry turd that you end up swallowing

I was eating weetabix after I swallowed a tiny dry turd during a rim job

I got weetabix because I ate a tiny turd during a rim job

My bf called me weetabix after I swallowed a tiny turd during a rim job