I eat poop 69 - A brain-dead dipstick who lives in a bunker and thinks pokim

A brain-dead dipstick who lives in a bunker and thinks pokimane is the devil and urban dictionary is a holy text

'I eat poop 69 is the worst thing ever. I live in fear of the pokimane cult.'

'Urban dictionary is my religion. I eat poop 69 is a blasphemy.'

'I don't know why people still use the internet. I eat poop 69 is the only thing that makes sense.'