I dropped it parent
A parent who gives up on their kid so fast they might as well have thrown them into a trash can. They leave the kid with someone else who is just as bad or worse.
My I dropped it parent left me with my aunt who still thinks SpongeBob is a real person.
My mom was a I dropped it parent and left me with my cousin who still thinks homework is a joke.
My dad left me with a guy who wears a hat inside and calls that style.