I drink, therefore I am - The only reason I still have a brain is because I keep chugg

The only reason I still have a brain is because I keep chugging beer like it's my job.

I drink, therefore I am. The rest of you can rot in hell.

My liver is my best friend and my enemy. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't need a doctor. I have a bottle. I drink, therefore I am.